8 tháng 11, 2013
Call for backup
A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'
Chemistry exam
ON A CHEMISTRY EXAM at Midpark High School in Middleburg Heights, Ohio, one question concerned how to clean the floor after a chemical-powder spill. In detail, I described the liquid I would combine with the powder in order to dissolve it with chemical bonding and electron transfer. I was pleased with my grasp of molecular structure until the exams were handed back. Our teacher asked another student to read her answer. She suggested a broom and a dustpan to sweep up the spill -- and got full credit.
Exams are like girlfriends!
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:1. Too Many Questions.2. Difficult to Understand.3. More Explanation is Needed.4. Result is always FAIL!
Grading of final exams!
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams: Dept Of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.Dept Of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.Dept Of History: All students get the same grade they got last year.Dept Of Religion: Grade is determined by God.Dept Of Philosophy: What is a grade?Law School: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.Dept Of Mathematics: Grades are variable.Dept Of Logic: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.Dept Of Computer Science: Random number generator determines grade.Music Department: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note ( a + and - would be sharp and flat respectively).Dept Of Physical Education: Everybody gets an A
